papayajuan2019:

if someone left a pea under my beds id be so pissed

imeverywoman420:

pusluktalaratlasi:

jane dickson, woman on the stairs, 1984

oliviawebsite:

she put her thingy on my whatever until something happens. i guess. idk :/

sapropel:

czl:

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

In America you cannot put a metal fork in the microwave

zoidbrg:

primordialcell:

clothing tag messages found at work

osabishi-yama:

is it ok if i go play for the rest of my life

soundclown:

why so apple? -the fritter

hungwy:

Boop wabbo + gobbo weeba beep + Wingo + no beepos.